Bud, Not Buddy
Script by CB

This Script has Four Characters: Narrator, Bud, Mr. C. and Jimmy

Narrator:
When we finally got back to Grand Calloway Station Mr. Jimmy helped us unload the car. Finally, I decided that Mr. C had waited long enough, I stuck my rocks in his face.

Bud: See, I told you I had some rocks like those, the only difference is mine say, ‘flint m dot eight dot eleven dot eleven’ and gary in dot six dot thirteen dot twelve.’

Mr. C: Where did you find these? Didn’t I tell you not to do any rummaging around in that room you been sleeping in? Well? Where’d you get these? Answer me, where’d you take these from?

Jimmy: Herman? What’s this? What’s wrong?

Mr. C: I told you about this boy from the word go. He’s been snooping through things in the house that he’s got no business being in, he stole these.

Bud: No sir, I did not.

Mr. C: Then where’d you get them? I’m not going to ask you again.

Jimmy: Flint, Michigan, August eighth, 1911, and Gary, Indiana, July thirteenth, 1912? That’s more than twenty-five years ago. Son, where’d you find these? Just tell me the truth.

Bud: Mr. Jimmy, I didn’t find them or steal them from nowhere, these’ve always been mine. I got them from my momma and that’s the swear-‘fore-God truth. Now could I please have my rocks back, sir?

Mr. Jimmy and Mr. C: Your momma?

Bud: Yes, sir.

Mr. Jimmy: Bud, where did your mother get these?

Bud: I don’t know, sir. She always had them.

Mr. Jimmy: Bud, what did you say your momma’s name was?

Bud: No one ever asked me, sir.

Mr. C: You throw a lot of ‘sirs’ around but you’ve still got a real strong, real smart-mouthed, disrespectful streak in you, boy. Now you answer the question or I’ll----

Bud: Angela, sir. Her name is Angela Janet Caldwell.

Mr. Jimmy: Lord have mercy.

Narrator: Herman E Calloway’s pipe dropped out of his mouth and he stumbled and fumbled into Grand Calloway Station, feeling his way like he’d been struck blind. He was Bud’s grandfather and Angela Janet Caldwell was his daughter.


Captain's Dog: My Journey with the LEWIS and CLARK Tribe
by Roland Smith
script by PB based on Sept 6, 1804 entry (p68)

Characters: Capt Lewis (5), Frenchman (3), Sergeant Gass (3), Narrator (3)

All: I’m ____ and I’ll be playing the part of ____.
Narrator: Lewis and Clark were the first men to travel over land all the way across the United States of America about 200 years ago. They had many adventures along the way. Today we would like to perform one day along the trip. Let’s listen in:

Sound Effect: Whistle sound (ongoing). Woof. Woof!
Capt Lewis: Yes I see them. It’s a whole town. it’s a whole town of rats. Get ‘em boy!
Sound Effect: Woof. Woof. Dig, dig. Woof woof.
Capt Lewis: C’mon Sea! Dig a little more!
Sound Effect: Woof. Woof. Dig, dig. Woof woof.
Capt Lewis: They are just too fast aren’t they? I think we’ll need some help with this. Let’s go get some help from the men.

Narrator: Capt Lewis walks to camp and returns with few men.

Capt Lewis: Our mission is to capture one of these rats alive.
Frenchman: They are not rats as you call them, but prairie dogs.
Sergeant Gass: They don’t look nothin’ like dogs.
Frenchman: No? I will dig one up and show you.
Sound effect: Digging quickly, then slowly.
Capt Lewis: Any other ideas of how to catch one?
Sergeant Gass: Maybe we could use water to flush them out.
Frenchman: It’s worth a try. They know how to dig faster than I do.
Sergeant Gass: OK then. We’ll haul water up from the river and flood them out.

Narrator: Will the plan succeed? Have they found prairie dogs or just rats? What about the other 4,000 miles across the continent? To find out you’ll have to read The Captain’s Dog: My Journey with the Lewis and Clark Tribe by Roland Smith. Look for it on the S-m-i shelf of your library.

All: Read Captain’s Dog today!




Dork in Disguise
Carol Gorman
Script by PB based on the Science Competition p 127-132

Characters: Judge(5), MC (1), Voices (3), Jerry (2), Cinnamon (1), Narrator(2),

All: I’m _____ and I’ll be playing the part of _____.
Narrator: Jerry Flack is a dork; a dork in disguise. Or is he? The new school has been going great for him since he is liked by all the cool kids. Unfortunately, he has had to tell some lies along the way. Lies like going hang gliding with his dog, playing lead guitar in a band and not being a part of the school Science Team. How long can Jerry keep a secret? Can this turn out cool? Let’s listen in to another day at school.

MC: Welcome to the sixth grade science team competition. The students on these teams have worked hard to get ready for this event. The questions will get harder as we go along. Our judge is Professor Cotton from the university physics department. Let the competition begin. (applause)

Judge: What is a group of organisms that are able to interbreed?
Voice 1: Species
Judge: Correct. There are seven major groups in scientific classification. What is the largest group?
Voice 2: Kingdom.
Judge: Correct. What is called the basic building blocks of life and are the units of structure and function?
Voice 3: Cells, of course.
Judge: Correct. What is a pure substance that cannot be broken down into simpler substances?
Jerry: An element.
Judge: Correct.
Sound Effect: Door closing, footsteps.
Cinnamon: Oh look Gabe, it’s Jerry. What’s he doing up there? Jerry?! Go Jerry go!
Jerry: Oh, no. What are THEY doing here?

Narrator: What ARE they doing here? Has Jerry been exposed for the dork he is? What about the questions about the Doppler effect, radiation cooling, and Newton’s laws of motion? Can Jerry’s team win the competition? Answers to these questions and more are answered in the book “Dork in Disguise” by Carol Gorman.

All: Read Dork in Disguise today!






The Ghost in the Tokaido Inn
by Dorothy and Thomas Hoobler
script by PB

Characters
Judge (6), Narrator (3), Voice 1 (3), Voice 2 (2), Servant (2) Lord Hakuseki (2)

All: I’m ____ and I’ll playiong the part of ______.
Narrator: Something terrible has happened at Tokaido Inn! A traveling samurai has had a priceless ruby jewel stolen in the night.
Voice 1: The judge commands all of you to come!
Narrator: The guests including a tea merchant and paper maker are being escorted down the hall to a make-shift court room. Let’s listen in on what happens...
Judge: I am Judge Ooka. I am here to investigate the theft of a valuable object that belongs to Lord Hakuseki. Does anyone wish to confess to the crime? (Pause for silence.) Very well. Men, search their rooms to prove your innocence.
Sound Effect: Feet shuffling away.
Judge: Did any of you hear anything strange in the night?
Voice 2: There was loud singing and then an argument.
Voice 1: It was noisy in the Inn. Everyone must have heard sounds.
Voice 2: I heard someone being beaten.
Judge: Who was beaten?
Lord Hakuseki: A servant. He was careless and I gave him a couple of knocks to teach him manners.
Judge: Bring me this man.
Sound Effect: Feet shuffling away and back.
Judge: Hhmm. I see you have a bruise on your cheek. How did you get it?
Servant: It was my fault. I was too slow and stupid, and I deserved the beating.
Judge: When you came to the room, did you see this box?
Servant: No. I saw nothing. I saw nothing I was not supposed to see. I have not stolen anything. I didn’t do it! I promise that...
Sound Effect: Feet shuffling back quickly.
Voice 1: We have found the hidden jewel. It was in this box.
Lord Hakuseki: Thief!!! How sly you have been, but it is for the last time...
Narrator: Who is it? Who took the jewel? It’s not who Lord Hakuseki suspects. The Judge’s chase will stretch all the way to the capital of Japan before the thief is trapped and much will be learned about the world of the samurai before the mystery is solved. If you want to know who done it, you’ll have to read “The Ghost of Tokaido Inn” by Dorothy and Thomas Hoobler.

All: Read “The Ghost of Tokaido Inn” today!





Our Only May Amelia
Jennifer L. Holm
script by PB (based on p 81-84)

Characters: Kaarlo (9), Pappa (8), May (4), Narrator (2)

All: I’m _____ and I’ll be playing the part of ______.
Narrator: The Jackson family is just sitting down for dinner. Seven brothers and May need a lot of food. Matti, the oldest brother, is having his last meal with the family before moving out to Astoria. Kaarlo, the second oldest, has an important announcement. Let’s listen in:

Kaarlo: A bunch of boys are leaving for Alaska tomorrow on account of the gold rush. I’d like to try my luck
May: Care for some more laksloda? Uncle Aarno gave us some Royal Chinook salmon. Very delicious.
Kaarlo: It’s a good opportunity. Besides, Matti’s getting to go to Astoria.
Pappa: (Bangs fist on table) Kaarlo, that gold rush is for fools with no sense. Cant’ you see that we’re barely making ends meet. There’ll soon be a new baby. You might as well shoot your poor mother; it’ll be the same thing as letting her lose a son to some foolishness.
Kaarlo: She ain’t my mother. My real mother’s in Vancouver.
May: Kaarlo! How can you say such a cruel thing?
Kaarlo: I don’t care.
Pappa: Don’t speak in that tone.
May: You know that she loves you. Don’t say such things.
Kaarlo: Well it’s the truth. She’s not my ma, and you’re not my pa. I don’t have to listen to you!
Pappa: You do so! (pause) We’re the only kin you have left in this world.
Kaarlo: What do you mean?
Pappa: Your ma’s dead. And your pa. And the children too.
Kaarlo: Dead? All the children?
Pappa: They’re all dead. They got the fever. Nearly half the town is dead.
May: When?
Pappa: Six months ago.
Kaarlo: Why didn’t you tell me?
Pappa: We did what we thought was right.
Kaarlo: AAAahh! (fading as running away)
Pappa: You children leave him be, you hear me?

Narrator: Will Kaarlo go to Alaska? Will Matti go to Astoria? What will happen to May when the new baby is born? These questions and more are answered in Jennifer Holm’s award winning book “Our Only May Amelia.”

All: Read Our Only May Amelia today!







Script for Ramona’s World
Script by CB

Three characters
: Ramona, Daisy and the Narrator

Daisy: Come on, Ramona, let’s go upstairs to my room and play dress-up.

Narrator: The two girls raced upstairs and Daisy pulled a carton to the center of her room and began to pull out clothes: satins, velvets, hats with flowers and veils, a long black cape, high-heeled shoes.

Ramona: Wow! Where did you get all this?

Daisy: Oh—around. Mom collected most of it for me, because she loved to dress up when she was my age, only she couldn’t find much to dress up in.

Narrator: Both girls chose dresses to try on

Ramona: Look! I’m a star! I’m gorgeous. I’m beautiful. I’m me, gorgeous, beautiful me!

Daisy: I’m Miss America. I’m so beautiful all the other girls in the competition went home.

Narrator: Both girls clonked around, turning and swishing as if they were in a television fashion show. When they both turned their ankles and fell off their shoes, they collapsed on the bed in a fit of giggles. Ramona discovered a long pink dress and decided to promote herself to princess. She quickly changed while Daisy switched from Miss America to a witch in a long black velvet gown and a small green hat.

Daisy: I’m wicked!

Ramona: Great, I never liked books with nice witches.

Daisy: I’m going to shut the beautiful princess in a dungeon!

Ramona: Where are you going a find a dungeon to shut me in?

Daisy: That’s easy.

Narrator: The wicked witch pushed aside the clothes in her closet to reveal a small door, which she opened. Behind it was a dark space under the eaves, which was the attic.

Daisy: See! The wicked witch is going to shut the beautiful princess in the dark dungeon full of rats and feed her bread and water.

Ramona: No, she isn’t! The princess is going to throw the wicked witch in the dungeon and feed her cold oatmeal!

Daisy: Yuck!

Narrator: Daisy shoved Ramona. Ramona shoved back. One shoe fell off. Daisy pushed harder and shoved Ramona through the little door into the dim space beyond. Ramona lost her balance, turned, grabbed at nothing, and stepped off the boards onto the lath and plaster. There was an ominous cracking sound beneath her feet.

Daisy: Oh, no!

Ramona: Help!

Narrator: The lath began to break beneath her weight, and she found her sinking. Daisy screamed. (Pause) To find out what happens next, you’ll have to read Ramona’s World by Beverly Cleary.